In a recent column I wrote about making a rookie mistake,
leaving my favorite fly rod on the roof of my car and then
driving off and losing it. In that case, I was very lucky and
got my beloved four weight Sage Light Line back. This is the
kind of mistake that a rank beginner makes and generally does
not reflect well on the angler that makes the error. The problem
is that from time to time we all make them. The key to success
is to avoid making them.
In the case of
my lost rod, all I would have had to do was take a minute to
break my rod down and put it in its case. This is my normal
procedure but in this instance there was a thunderstorm moving
in and my yellow lab, Ellie, who is storm phobic was a bit upset
and I was trying to get her home. In the rush to go, I forgot to
put the rod away. In that brief second, I caused myself untold
heartbreak and several wasted hours walking the road looking for
my lost rod. The lesson learned is to take one minute to
properly store my rod no matter what is happening.
This is by no
means the worst rookie error that one can make. That honor is
reserved for forgetting to put in the plug on your boat. This is
the one that I have nightmares about. Unfortunately I have also
done it. I launched my boat recently and somehow neglected to
put in the plug. I launched as usual and everything looked fine
until I got in the boat and sat in my usual seat in the back of
the boat. I looked down and saw water rushing into my riverboat.
I immediately knew what had happened. I reached into my rear
locker and grabbed a plug (I always carry a spare) and shoved it
into the drain hole. I then spent the next five minutes bailing
out the boat. My clients were impressed. I have since redoubled
my efforts to always check the plug before launching. In fact, I
am now a bit paranoid about it.
I would think
that the next worse rookie mistake would be to run out of gas.
The problem is that this situation could rear its ugly head in
some inconvenient spot far from the boat ramp. In heavy water,
it could quickly escalate into a life-threatening emergency. I
don’t know if you noticed but there are no gas stations on the
river. This is further complicated by the fact that I and most
other anglers in the area use ethanol free fuel. There are
precious few gas stations that carry pure gasoline in the area.
The gauge on the gas tank in my boat is basically useless. I
generally just lift it and estimate how much gas is in the tank
by weight. When I get down to half a tank I refill it. I have
found that I use much more gas per trip when I am fishing high
water. As a result, I monitor it much more closely when boating
on high water.
Then there is
always, I forgot (fill in the blank here). At one time or
another, I have forgotten to carry fishing just about every item
of equipment that I own. That includes but is not limited to
rod, reel, waders, net, rain jacket, fly box, leaders, tippet
and lunch. One of the biggest challenges that I face as a
professional guide is to show up every day with all of the gear
that I need to do my job.
In order to
stay organized, I have developed the one bag strategy. I carry
all of my gear in one bag. It has two major sides, a wet one and
a dry one. In the wet side, I carry the stuff that gets wet on a
regular basis my waders, wader boots and wading staff. On the
dry side I carry my rain jacket, fishing vest, sunglasses, sun
gloves and any other gear that I will need that day. At the end
of the day, I will carefully dry my waders, and boots. I will
replace any fishing gear that I used from my vest. I do not
close the bag until all of my gear is dry, in the bag and ready
to go.
Since I use
different gear, in the boat, I maintain totally separate gear
for fishing from the boat. This includes a separate fly box,
net, forceps, tippet, lead, strike indicators, leaders and so
forth. I store this gear in my boat at all times to ensure that
it is at hand when needed.
The final
rookie mistake is to wade to a spot where you should not be. I
recently made this error. I was fishing the Norfork River with
my yellow lab, Ellie. I wanted to fish a given run from the
other side of the river. To get there, I had to wade through a
very hazardous section of the river. If the water were to come
up, I would be in trouble. Before I left the house that morning,
I had checked the predicted generation on the South West Power
Administration’s website. It said that generation would not
begin until 5:00 PM. It was 2:00PM. I made a rookie mistake. I
relied on a source of information that was not totally reliable.
Needless to say
the water came up a few minutes later and I went swimming. Now I
have learned my lesson. I do not wade into spots where I cannot
vacate safely should the water comes up. Always plan your escape
before you go anywhere.
This is by no
means a complete list. It is just the first and most serious
ones that come to mind. All are based on some memory lapse.
Let’s be careful out there.